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You couldn’t make it up

Anyone who runs a business will know the importance of keeping proper records and having a paper trail.

Here at the Chronicle, we require a purchase order for larger adverts, so that we have it in writing that company X wants an advert of a specified size in a certain edition and knows it will cost so much.

It protects us — no-one can say they didn’t order the advert — and it protects the customer, if (and this rarely happens) we forget to run the ad, run it the wrong size or try and charge the wrong price.

Likewise, when people pay their bills, they want an invoice with their order number on, so they can cross check, and often a receipt of some sort so they can prove where their money went.

When our staff claim expenses we need to see a receipt, to prove the money was spent. It’s all very basic stuff.

So it’s shocking to learn that Congleton Town Council apparently doesn’t do any of this.

A little digging by Coun John Saville Crowther over the Simnet fiasco, and the council’s missing £20,000, has ascertained the fact that the council not only failed to have a form of contract with Simnet, it also never got a receipt for the money.

We reckon that this cuts the chance of it ever getting the money back from Simnet from slim to zero. There’s no evidence of any order being placed or any money changing hands.

This makes the council’s decision to discuss and change to its financial regulations even more bizarre: it’s not only local government guidelines that appear to have been breached but common sense.

No amount of rules and regulations can prevent someone handing over £20,000 with no contract and not asking for a receipt.

A letter to the Chronicle this week says we should do more to unearth the facts, but short of staging a Watergate-style break-in and stealing the evidence, there’s not much more we can do.

However, we suspect that some readers will not be happy with the response to our questions from £60,000-a-year town clerk Brian Hogan who, when asked to comment on Coun Saville Crowther’s letter told our reporter: “This issue is closed as far as the council is concerned.

You can write whatever you like, but nothing more will be said.”

We suspect there’s a lot more to be said.


Not that we’re any more impressed with the antics of the Opposition on Cheshire East Council, calling for a vote of no confidence in leader Coun Michael Jones.

They knew it was doomed and a waste of time — and money — but persisted anyway. It was nothing but electioneering.

Coun Jones’s critics claimed there was a culture of “fear and loathing” in Cheshire East.

The Opposition attacked Coun Jones for instilling fear in staff —which is ironic given that two members of the Opposition have been accused of such actions themselves.

Macclesfield Independent Brendan Murphy, a leading critic of Coun Jones, was convicted in 2012 of pursuing a campaign of harassment against his neighbours.

As well as being fined, Coun Murphy was made the subject of a restraining order.

Coun Sam Corcoran meanwhile — who we like, and it grieves us to raise this — was found guilty of breaching Cheshire East Council’s code of conduct.

This was down to over eagerness, in talking to a couple involved in a planning matter, but they accused him of failing to identify himself and being intimidating.

A council committee found that he breached the council code of conduct, with the  person appointed to the panel as an independent member, saying: “I believe it constitutes a certain degree of bullying.”

In the end, Cheshire East’s Code of Conduct Resolution Panel found that Coun Corcoran had breached the code’s section that related to councillors conducting themselves in a manner “which could reasonably be regarded as bringing your office or authority into disrepute”.

While he was not found to have acted in a bullying manner  – and we certainly don’t think he is a bully – his case shows how behaviour can easily be construed as bullying. Perhaps it should have given Opposition councillors some pause for thought before launching their attack on Coun Jones.

Neither of these has as much brass neck as UKIP’s Brian Silvester, who claimed (well he would) that Tories would be “swept out of office” for supporting Coun Jones and accused Coun Jones of being “inept”.

This is the same Coun Silvester who was fined £45,000 at Chester Crown Court for failing to obtain the necessary licence for a house in multiple occupation, and 11 fire safety offences.

The fire service said the breaches “could ultimately have led to serious injury or potential death”.

Now that’s inept.


Reading this column back, we suddenly realised what the phrase “you just couldn’t make it up” means.

If we fictionalised the shambles in our local government for a television series — one council stumping up £20k and not asking for a receipt, another having a councillor who’s been fined for heavily being incompetent accusing people of ineptness — no-one would believe you. The critics would say “that would never happen in real life”.

There is some hope.

Over in Biddulph, a local worthy, Jill Salt, who works hard for the community and speaks a lot of common sense, has decided to stand for council. We hope she does well.

Over in Cheshire, our views on the competence of Cheshire East councillors is well known. May’s elections should see people voting for good candidates, not someone who happens to be wearing the right coloured rosette.

Let’s hope the latest events prompt some independent councillors to come forward and stand.

Why are the police so reluctant to release details of crimes?

Readers who follow us on social media will have noticed that we regularly appeal to the victims of crime to contact us.

This is because Cheshire Constabulary no longer feels it has a duty to keep the public informed of what is going on.
This is not a new thing: we’ve struggled for some years to get crime reports from the police, but the policy seems to have shifted from not telling us about petty crime to not telling us anything – flashers, burglaries and even rape have been kept from the Press in recent months.

When we do report something, we’ve had their Press office on asking what right we have to print crime news. (No, really).
Twenty years ago (ok, 30 years ago), as a trainee, this writer would wander down to West Mercia Constabulary’s local nick and be handed a ring binder containing all the crimes from the past 24 hours. Reporters across the country were doing the same.

It was all down to trust — we knew what we could report, and when we occasionally erred, we’d be hauled up before a very fierce chief super for a rollicking (after which he’d give us a cup of tea).

After West Mercia, a new job saw the morning calls being made with Lancashire Constabulary, and a severe but friendly head of CID would give us a daily briefing. Moving to Congleton, the same practice was in operation, at least for a while. Then computerisation led to claims that the daily crime log was hard to access, and after a faxed list of crimes ended about 15 years ago, we’ve had little since.

This pattern has been repeated across the country, but the annoying thing is that we’ve always had good relations with the police. While other papers got arsy with their local officers and fell out, relations between the Chronicle and local police remained good.

As each sergeant left, his successor would be introduced, often being told that bad experiences with the Press elsewhere would not be repeated with the Chron.

Sadly, all the goodwill has got us nowhere.

We’d go over and see the last sergeant, the affable Russ Thomas, who’d raise areas of concern the police had with a story or two, and we’d raise the issue of being kept informed. We’d go away and take on board what he’d said and he —  like all his predecessors — would promise to take up our issue with his superiors. Nothing ever happened.

The past 18 months have seen it get worse. In case you think we’re just moaning about a few petty crime stories, here are some examples.

Last year we had reports of a man exposing himself on Park Lane, Congleton. We contacted the police Press office and they denied it was true, even though we were getting solid reports from the public. Eventually, using back channels, we were able to get it confirmed and forced a statement.

The man then started exposing himself in Biddulph — would he have been stopped earlier had his antics been given more publicity?

More recently, after appealing on Facebook, we found about two spates of burglaries, one in Congleton and one in Alsager, about which we had been told nothing.

More so than the flasher, we find this hard to believe — not only should the police be warning people to take more care, but appealing for information might help catch the burglar. Flashing and burglaries: these are not petty crimes.

The sex attack in Mill Street is still to go before the courts so we can’t say much, but that took the police three days to issue a Press release, during which time social media was awash with mostly untrue speculation and we were unable to do our job of supplying factual information.

Most surprising was the story last year, when a man was viciously stabbed at Astbury Mere. The police were less than helpful and when we ran the story, a senior figure from HQ phoned us to angrily demand what right we had to put the story on the front page. George Orwell, are you watching?

We’d like to stress: we have nothing against the police. We’re a local paper with staff who live in the community. We are part of that community and we want it to be safe one. We’ve always got on well with the local police on the ground. We’re fair to the police and avoid sensationalist stories.

The secrecy is growing: Alsager’s PCSOs (partly paid for by the town council) want to report details of crime to Alsager Town Council behind closed doors, so the Press cannot find out.

We realise that the Press and the police may sometimes disagree, however cordial relations. However, our job is to report the local news and when people on social media are telling us stuff that we don’t know about — especially serious matters like burglaries — it means we are failing.

Social media can now be faster than official lines of communication, but when the Press office doesn’t even return calls or denies an event has occurred, it doesn’t help.

We have no real idea why the police are so unwilling to release details of crimes.

The force logo includes the words “Be safe, feel safe” and police cars carry the legend “Helping Communities Feel Safer”. Maybe perception of crime is now more important than dealing with the actual crimes? As long as we “feel safe” they’ve done their job. Perhaps those at the top think it’s better not to scare people by letting them know that a crime has occurred.

Or perhaps, like many organisations, the police just want to control the message. Everyone, from schools to voluntary groups and private companies, now seems to have media managers who have to justify their position by doing just that.
Maybe it’s just unfortunate that the Chronicle IS responsible – perhaps we’re suffering because other media outlets are less so.

Whatever the cause, we’ve (sadly) had enough of asking the police politely, and for nothing to ever be done.

Our goodwill towards the police has extended to co-operating in spreading their corporate message — basically, we print all the Press releases they send us, for, despite a reluctance to share details of crimes, they’re more than willing for us to print their hand-outs. From now on, we’ll treat police Press releases with a harder news eye than in the past.

While stories that are in the public interest will still be printed — appeals for information after serious crimes etc — other news items will be given less priority. Press releases from the police and crime commissioner, for example, or news about internal successes. There’s little point in printing routine crime awareness stories, either, if — as far as official releases go — there is no crime in East Cheshire.

Maybe we’re just getting old. Maybe in these days of social media and data protection the police really do have no need of local newspapers and it’s just that times are changing.

But if that’s the case, they can hardly expect us to print the thoughts of their crime commissioner or the fact that a police department we never heard of has won an award known only to crime professionals.

Why not stand for election?

If you’re sick of reading about councils making mistakes and are always thinking you could do better, local elections take place on Thursday, 7th May. So why not stand for election?

Cheshire East Council is running a series of seminars giving candidates advice on the more serious issues but apart from that all you have to do is put your name forward.

Many candidates stand for a particular party but arguably this is a bad thing: critics often complain that on the bigger parish councils, ie our town councils, decisions are often pre-judged and people vote along party lines.

In the US, local councils are not elected on party lines. People stand as independents and local papers often come out and favour one candidate — over here that never happens because politics is aligned to the Parties right down to grassroots level.

We need more independents!

Standing is simple: to become nominated as a candidate at a local government election in England or Wales, you need to submit a completed set of nomination papers to the returning officer by 4pm on the 19th working day before the poll (we reckon this is the 9th April).

Independent candidates are people who stand for election and are not chosen by a political party. You may be inclined one way or the other or even be a member of a party.

At their most basic, parish councils are the lowest tier in local government. It is the level of government closest to the community, with the district authority (Cheshire East Council) next up in the hierarchy.

While being a councillor on Cheshire East Council is paid, it also means a level of commitment; town and parish councillors are unpaid but probably have less responsibility, though this is changing as powers are devolved. However, as the level of local government closest to the people, parish councils are often the first place people will go with worries or complaints.

If you’re interested in politics it’s thus a good place to start, particularly now with neighbourhood plans coming to the fore, and many parish councils doing important work.

Town councils (effectively still parishes) are getting even busier, taking over town halls and street cleaning, as well as other services from Cheshire East Council.

Obviously the same applies in Staffordshire, where Biddulph Town Council is a larger parish council but other, smaller bodies do exist. The most common topics that parish councils get involved in are planning applications — parishes must be consulted — as well as open spaces, crime prevention (some councils pay for a PCSO) as well as various plans and strategies for the local area.

While parish councils have limited powers they are heavily involved in negotiations and consultations.

Parish councils usually meet once a month for one council meeting. The public is invited.

Town councils also have some committees and a monthly full council.

Councillors can also stand as representatives on various bodies.

Once elected, parish councillors serve for four years.

Most people reading this will be able to stand: you must be a UK citizen (or member of an EU member state), over 18, an elector of the parish, or occupied (as owner or tenant) land or premises in the parish, or have worked in the parish.

Cheshire East Council’s website has useful information and an elections team. Call 01270 685922 or email electoral.information@cheshireeast.gov.uk

Cheshire East Council is also holding briefing seminars for prospective candidates:

  • 23rd February: Crewe, 5.30pm (borough) and 7pm (town and parish);
  • 24th February: Macclesfield, 5.30pm (borough) and 7pm (town and parish);
  • 27th February: Sandbach, 10am (borough) and 11.30am (town and parish);
  • 2nd March: Nantwich, 5.30pm (borough) and 7pm (town and parish);
  • 4th March: Congleton, 5.30pm (borough) and 7pm (town and parish);
  • 5th March: Macclesfield, 5.30pm (borough) and 7pm (town and parish);
  • 6th March: Crewe, 5.30pm (borough) and 7pm (town and parish).

The past sucks

It’s a human failing that we always think we stand on a cusp between what was better and what is to be worse; it’s a staple of the tabloids and of politicians, for whom the future is a fear to be exploited for votes.

Having spent many hours trawling through our archives I tend to think that this is not true. The past often sucks, and we are apt to forget we are the most prosperous, long-lived and healthy people who ever walked the planet.

In Another Week this week we cite a Mr Rutland, who wrote to us in 1965, looking back 50 years previously.

Having worked in the “miserable starvation task of fustian-cutting” — seen by us now as part of the area’s rich heritage — he ended up working in Biddulph, walking six miles each way for a hard job.

He said: “Those good old days that some people are so fond of talking about, now gone, I hope never to return.”

Further on in the same year we came across a story that showed the swinging 60s, “when Britain was Great” as many people say, was itself not an age we’d want to return to.

The story was headed “Colour bar on estates” and reported on a local builder whose company had decided not to sell houses to “coloured people”.

He said he was “unhappy” with this but saw no other solution.

The firm’s policy had come to light when it returned a house deposit to a British-born man who had hoped to buy a house on a new estate at Chester, built by the company.

The reasons given were that the company would have found it difficult to sell other houses on the estate, and that people who’d already bought houses were worried their own properties would fall in value because of the presence of “coloured people”.

I know we reported a similar case from Buglawton, and when we posted this story on Facebook, a former Congletonian reported that his wife remembers a vote on West Heath because a black family — whose daughter was one of her classmates — wanted to move to the estate.

There were no good old days, and don’t let politicians fool you into thinking that if we turn back the clock, things will get better.

It’s one thing to want a reasonable debate on Europe, another to hark back to day when “coloured people” couldn’t buy houses wherever they wanted.


Not that stupidity is a thing of the past. News broke this week that the Co-operative is closing branches in this area.

As well as being really inconvenient, this is really annoying.

I moved from the Royal Bank of Scotland, dismayed at the mix of incompetence, stupidity and vanity (at its head office; the staff are lovely) that caused the bank to collapse. Already debating where to go, a new mortgage with the reliable and dependable Britannia Building Society brought with it an account at the Co-operative Bank, a perfect solution.

But then it transpired that the Britannia was not so reliable, and had diverted from its tradition of safe lending to higher risk (and thus more profitable) loans, leaving a black hole in its accounts.

The Britannia would have collapsed had the Co-operative Bank not stepped in; God bless the reliable and dependable Co-operative movement.

But then it transpired the Co-op wasn’t so well run either. It had its own black hole and a boss soon dubbed the Crystal Methodist: he was done for possessing cocaine, crystal meth and ketamine (being on horse tranquilisers would explain all the bankers’ behaviours) though he escaped prison. (How? People at Newcastle Magistrates Court get sent down for less).

The bank had a black hole of about £1.9bn it couldn’t fill, and had to sell out to hedge funds, those bastions of the capitalist system.

Never mind, the Co-operative Group still owned 20% and promised to stick to its ethical values.

But now it transpires that even this isn’t true and the Co-operative Group is closing branches and shedding jobs; jobs that came to it via the failure of the Britannia. Never mind: the Co-operative Bank might make a profit by 2017 and it has promised to buy back the shares.

The past sucks. Roll on the future. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

A sign of the cuts to come?

We suspect that buried in the Chronicle this week is rather portentous Press release: a sign of what’s to come in austerity Britain.

Not that you’d notice.

In true spin doctor style, it’s hard to pin down what’s going on at all: “Cheshire East Council has put in a successful bid to run a national pilot for a new Government programme to make local services more effective and efficient,” the original Press release reads, though for “effective” you can read “cuts” and for “efficient” you can read “cuts”.

The grandly entitled “Delivering Differently in Neighbourhoods” programme — read “cuts” — has been set up to “help” local authorities “do more with less” — read “cuts” — by working with local communities and neighbourhood groups “to redesign services” — read “cut” — to meet their needs.

It goes on to say that the Government has asked “for innovative approaches” (“cuts”) that will draw “on the energy and expertise of local people” to find ways “to reduce reliance on public services” — “cuts” — and cut “waste”, the latter word being an anti-euphemism for “much valued council services,” we’d guess.

The basic gist is this: local authorities are going to need more volunteers to run stuff that’s now paid for by the public purse. The word “facilitate” doubtless comes to into it somewhere, or will do.

To explain the background: Chancellor Gideon Osborne has announced Government plans for a budget surplus in 2019-20, should the Tories get re-elected.

As per our recent explanation, that’s a surplus in revenue, not a reduction in debt.

Davey Boy Cameron has reassured voters that his chancellor’s aim will mean overall cuts in spending of 1% a year over the next four years but this is — surprise, surprise — a little misleading.

This is because while total spending cut is cut by 1%, spending in some areas is going up.

Things like the NHS, schools, pensions and benefits and all “protected”, ie, they have to go up because of inflation and other factors so can’t be cut. Or, in the case of pensioners, votes.

The same is true of the national interest payments on the money we’ve already borrowed.

This means that cuts will fall hardest on a small number of Government departments, such as the police and Home Office, and local government.

These sectors are facing cuts of not 1% but 26%; if the Government is re-elected, by the end of its second term unprotected departments will have faced cuts of up to 41%.

It’s not clear what areas the pilot scheme that Cheshire East Council is running will address, but they will be where the cuts are going to fall in the next four years.

The Press release itself is woolly, talking about “solving problems in local areas with the help of neighbourhood organisations, parishes and the voluntary sector,” which suggests grass roots cuts.

Coun Les Gilbert, Cheshire East’s Cabinet member in charge of localism, talks about “vibrant community hubs” playing “a key role” in “providing fit-for-purpose and sustainable services in the right place and at the right time”.

Local people will be encouraged to set up community interest companies to take over the delivery of some local services.

What services do you reckon will be cut? Obviously they’ll be (with all respect to people who now work in those sectors) easy for lay people to run. Libraries, day centres, youth clubs, school meals, adopting stretches of road to keep clean, that sort of thing, though this is without thinking too deeply about the actual affected services, just about the ramifications of the Press release.

None of this is making a political point: the aim of a budget surplus is in all the three “main” parties’ agendas — and it’s unlikely any will boast of running a deficit.

Labour wants to borrow more, £50bn a year, and increase the debt, as has it has done in the past, but they’re all going to cut.

We’d have asked the council but they’d probably just say it’s too early to say, which it may well be.

But this time in four or five years’ time, we guess a lot of you will be voluntarily doing jobs that councils now pay for.

The national Press is not good for your health . . .

As we report this week, Team Congleton has been successful in winning funding to get people more active.
Coupled with Robbie Brightwell’s Twin Assassins campaign, town leaders are sending out all the right messages: do more, eat less sugar and fat.

Sadly, the national media’s reporting of health is patchy at best, whether it’s newspapers simply getting it wrong or making it up for the sake of a good headline. It surely must counter some of the Team Congleton message.

As the Chronicle went to Press, there were headlines such as “Too much jogging as bad as no exercise at all” — fuel for those who don’t want to exercise to put things off even more.

Even common sense might tell you that this sounds a little flawed (what’s “too much”? What are the factors that make some people run more than others?).

As always, our first port of call was the NHS’s excellent “Behind the Headlines” service on its website, which analyses — usually critically — health stories.

Predictably, the results of the study cited in the “too much jogging” story were “not as clear-cut as the media has made out,” said the NHS.

The study involved about 1,500 people in Denmark and found that light to moderate jogging was associated with living longer compared with being sedentary; strenuous jogging was not.

However, a major limitation was that the sample size was small, particularly for the most active runners. Small numbers mean analysis is less able to detect real differences.

The NHS said that The Daily Telegraph’s headline “Fast running is as deadly as sitting on couch” was “too sensationalist” given the limitations to the study. BBC News and the Daily Mail made the journalistic sin of stating “too much of x is bad for you”, which the NHS called “an entirely uninformative statement of the obvious”.

Too much of anything is bad for you.

And the study did not answer our own question: it does not conclusively say how much is too much.
Said the NHS: “The study does not impact the current physical activity recommendations for adults.”

For what it’s worth, the study found that jogging up to 2.5 hours in total a week, over up to three sessions, at a slow or average pace, was associated with the lowest risk of death during follow-up.

If everyone did that, health levels in this country would soar, never mind worrying what is “too much”: the study found that joggers tended have lower blood pressure and body mass index, and be less likely to smoke or have diabetes.
Health stories generally should be treated with a pinch of salt, though the media is not always to blame. The recent story about a high percentage of cancer being down to chance came with a misleading Press release — journalists reported fairly accurately what this said.

The problem was with the study, which appears to have been confused. The NHS analysis said that the survey showed that only four out of 10 cancers could be a result of bad luck, or, alternatively, as many as eight out of 10. The BBC said the figures made no sense and the researchers themselves are apparently being force to write a paper explaining what they really meant.

The message would seem to be: carry on as you were. A lifestyle choice to help reduce the chance of getting cancer.
As we say, health stories generally should be treated with a pinch of salt but the Daily Mail saves you the effort of checking up — you can fairly safely assume they’re hugely inaccurate.

So it’s bad news if you believed the Daily Mail when it said “one third of pensioners have sex at least twice a month” — the survey did not cover only pensioners but people aged 50 and over, and the newspaper ignored the fact that many participants expressed concerns about sex, not just the frequency of their sexual activity.

Another recent Mail story — that shell shock had been “solved” — was not true. “Shell shock has not been ‘solved’, as the Mail Online would have us believe,” said the NHS.

To go back to the original point: jogging is good for you.
Exercise is good for you.
Healthy food (ie not processed) and losing weight are good for you.

On the other hand, believing what you read in the national Press is bad for you.

Do politicians actually make much difference?

You might have noticed that politicians have become more active recently, roaming the airwaves and news columns: like vampires stimulated by the sight of the rising moon, it only takes an election date to appear on a calendar for them to stir.

At Cheshire East Council, cheques are being handed out with gay abandon. MP Fiona Bruce is sending us a Press release almost every minute and UKIP’s Louise Bours has suddenly decided she wants to be on Congleton Town Council after all, despite not attending since Noah was a lad.

They’re all telling you that they know best and the other lot are rubbish. The cynical joke about politicians lying only when their lips move is a little harsh, but slightly truer prior to elections.

On social media, the lines are being drawn. This week we asked innocently if anyone was joining the Greens and watched as Facebookers went wild.

As unbiased observers, it’s interesting to see people’s beliefs, often ignoring facts even when presented to them.
Among the many things we’ve seen this week was a diatribe against Maggie Thatcher: you know, the woman who destroyed manufacturing, decimated the mines and snatched milk from the mouths of babies. Except, on the whole, she didn’t.

When she died, the BBC’s statistics programme More or Less looked at her record and it was less than people think.
A Warwick University economist was asked about the decline in mining and said: “Nothing to do with Mrs Thatcher.” He said it was a trend visible all over the Western world.

According to Wikipedia, in the two decades from 1950-1970 around 100 North East coalmines were closed. “A common misconception is that Newcastle-upon-Tyne and its suburbs was one of the areas affected most by the infamous mid-eighties strike. In reality, the vast majority of mines in that area were long since defunct by that time.”

You could spend hours researching this, but we found a Welsh coal mine forum that listed pit closures, starting with: “North Rhondda No2 1947, Blaenclydach 1947, Erskine 1947, Llanmarch 1947, Penrhys 1947, Charmborough 1947, Cynon 1947, Llanerch 1947, Rhiw Colbren No five 1947. . .” Pits closed before, during and after Thatch; whatever else she did wrong sending in the police against miners and personalising the battle, pit closures happened just as much under Labour.

Similarly the decline in manufacturing: she couldn’t really do much here either because, as another economist told More or Less, “These are powerful historical trends”.

Manufacturing has certainly changed: in 1952, it produced a third of the national output, employed 40% of the workforce and made up 25% of world manufacturing exports. Today, it’s about 11% of GDP, employs 8% and sells 2% of world exports.
But in value, we produce around two and a half times what we did in the late 40s. Instead of thousands of men standing at lathes making washers we now have a few bright young graduates writing computer games, or using CAD machines for sophisticated engineering.

Manufacturing has also decreased as a proportion of output as other things came along. Once it was the big game in town, now there are other business sectors, from computer game companies to call centres and nice restaurants, hotels and gyms in the service sector.

Manufacturing has not disappeared, as some would have you believe, it’s just that other areas of the economy have grown.
A 2009 report, using data from the Office for National Statistics, said that manufacturing output (at 2007 prices) has increased in 35 of the 50 years between 1958 and 2007. Output in 2007 was at record levels, double that in 1958.

Again, rooting around we found a motorbike forum that offered a better explanation for the change than it being Mrs T taking an axe to manufacturing: complacency and unwillingness to change.

Kawasaki apparently made “a total nut-and-bolt copy” of the BSA A7, a classic British motorbike, which was then 35-years old. While BSA carried on building the same bike, thinking it would all go on forever, Kawasaki developed a new engine that led to today’s superbikes.

Noted the forum: “We could have done that. We had the money and the brains, but we also had apathy. You can feel the Brummie drawl pronouncing ‘That’ll last a lifetime that’. No it wouldn’t, it probably wouldn’t make its first trip out of the showroom without something falling off.”

Other myths about Thatch were that she cut taxes (direct tax was cut but VAT was doubled); cut spending on the NHS (she maintained same rate of increase spending as her predecessors) and cut education: this is partly true but spending fell at a slower rate than the decline in pupil numbers so per capita spending increased.

As some bones for you Thatcher haters, she did increase inequality by a large degree — top earners saw their incomes rise by 60% while poorer people saw nothing. Before Thatcher there were 128m strike days in Britain a year, afterwards 6.5m, so you can take that as union bashing, too, if you want. She arguably caused the current housing crisis.

The point is: despite the strong feelings she arouses and the claims her supporters make, in some of the biggest areas, she had little effect. Manufacturing continued its slow decades-long change, mines continued to change, the NHS carried on being a political football and education funding stayed constant.

We suspect that in these days of globalisation, politicians potentially have even less effect, unless they do something really risky, like leading us into war or out of Europe (or enourage the police on big horses to charge striking miners).

Most of the time, though, they just carry on what was being done before and can’t do much about anything. But that hardly makes for a decent hustings speech.

Dog poo and traffic problems

We’re often critical of things other people have done or are doing.

This week, we’re sticking out neck out with two suggestions for problems that have been aired. Feel free to contribute. They are difficult situations, which is why they’ve been around for yonks.

One is the A34 at the bottom of Astbury village. It is the scene of regular, serious accidents and there was another this week. It’s a miracle there’s not been a fatal.

Just to declare an interest, this writer was knocked off his bicycle by a car there, and has not really been on a bike since. While I wouldn’t say I had sympathy for the guy who ran me down, it can be a mentally demanding junction.

At busy times, it probably has the same effect on your brain as using a mobile phone while driving after three pints of lager.

You can, say, be in the filter lane in front of Astbury Garage turning right up the village. There are cars going down the A34 each side of you. There are cars going up and down the road you’re trying to turn into. There are two lanes of cars at the other side of the village green and there may be a car in the other filter lane in front of you.

That means you’re watching cars going in seven different directions.

Counting your own vehicle, your brain is processing the movements of eight vehicles. Nine if someone is pulling out of the cemetery.

The poor bloke on a bike, the 10th vehicle on the road, has no chance.

Two solutions are probably out — a roundabout or traffic lights. Costly, and it’s too picturesque a village green to be dug up for a roundabout.

You could prevent people turning right if they’re on the left of the green (ie the Astbury Garage side of the green), but, as with the speed limit that’s in place now, enforcement is the issue.

So how about some severe traffic calming? A couple of warning signs to slow cars down, then narrow the road in both directions, with dragon’s teeth markings opposite the garage and the Egerton Arms’ driveway. Pave the road in the style of a pedestrianised area. Perhaps plant some trees in what is now the middle of the road. Make it impossible for cars to go at any speed.

That would force everyone to slow right down; that in itself might mean people don’t use both sides of the green to turn towards Congleton.

Aside from cost, the only problem we can think of is the wide loads that come that way.

As we say, it’s a miracle no-one has been killed: we won’t be that lucky forever.


Dog poo is the other issue. People periodically complain and it all kicks off but then it dies down and nothing is done. Until it all kicks off again.

Enforcement is the issue: at the end of the day, someone has to grass up a dog owner and report them to the authorities. People are not always willing to do this. The council warden can only be in so many places at once.

We reckon the answer is to make bad owners of dogs feel that they are being watched.

Our solution would be DogWatch. Congleton Town Council could pay for some nice signs in the style of Neighbourhood Watch, and residents could put these up on lampposts. There is special high-vis spray that can be sprayed on dog poo, again making it look as if the streets are being watched. Perhaps a warning sign or two could be stencilled on the pavement.

Then all you need is people to keep an eye open for miscreants. Perhaps the PCSOs or community wardens can be drafted in to speak to anyone whose dog is spotted fouling the pavement; perhaps it will be necessary for a DogWatch group to take someone to court before the message will start to get through.

Discussing this on social media, a lot of people support some kind of measure but others complain that dog mess on the footpath is a minor issue when compared to drugs or other street crime. They also complain that it’s wrong for neighbours to snoop on people and take them to court.

We’d argue that community pride can never be bad, and that people can already take pavement foulers to court. The aim of the DogWatch group (or whatever it would be called) would be to report foulers as a group, meaning no one person has to make the complaint and stick their head above the parapet.

Our 2015 predictions (which I forgot to post at the time)

JANUARY: The furore over the cancellation of the Cheshire East Council Christmas party continues. The party was organised at Robinson’s Brewery, but when festive frolickers arrived they found that the venue had not been properly consulted and the numbers were all wrong. Stepping down, the Christmas Party Committee chairman said: “I’m not being kicked out because I couldn’t organise a celebratory event in a place where they make beer.”

FEBRUARY: It emerges that North Korea is responsible for the repeated failure of the Peel Lane lights, Astbury, having Googled “traffic lights near the Whitehouse” and confused a rural farmhouse with the offices of the president of the United States.

MARCH: Congleton Town Council denies that it failed to follow proper procedure after it pays £274m for a small desk. “We were told this was the best company for the product and offered the best price by the sister of a man who once met a cousin of the former neighbour of the company’s cleaner’s best mate. It’s all above board,” said a spokesman. The council conceded that while it had emerged that the company MD was a Mr S Lucifer, as long as Congletonians could play the best tune ever written on a fiddle, he’d promised not to suck out their souls as part payment.

APRIL: Congleton’s collective soul is saved when it emerges that the title Mr Lucifer was in fact Lord Leo Deen, Duke of Timbersbrook, Arch High Deacon of Cloud End and Baron Macclesfield Canal. He told the Chronicle: “Someone bought me the title High Lord of Pandæmonium for £25 on eBay and it had a nice ring. The one that binds them all, I think.”

MAY: UKIP plays its final election card by announcing plans to return local towns to their medieval roots. A spokesman said: “All this change has done no-one any good. Congleton is going to back to the days when it was just a few houses in a square by the town hall and Sandbach a cluster of huts round some old crosses. We’re buying some diphtheria and smallpox to let loose in the town and all water will come from wells.”

JUNE. The Chronicle is forced to apologise after printing unaltered a proforma Press release that politician <insert name here> was too lazy to fill in. It had been emailed from the (insert name) Party head office and was meant to be amended to appear local and not shameless propaganda. Chronicle spokesman <insert name> said: “This happens all the <insert expletive> time. This week it was <insert name> who was too <insert expletive> lazy but another week it could be <insert name>. They all do it. Vote <insert alleged political bias>.

JULY: Sainsbury announces its new Alsager store will include a ground for Alsager Town FC. The club’s new name will be AFC Alsainger. People who attend matches will be awarded Nectar points.

AUGUST: Plans to charge for parking at Congleton War Memorial come into force, with patients paying £3, doctors and nurses £8.50, and ambulances £23. Pedestrians will pay a £30 fee for crossing hospital land. To enforce the charges, CCTV and guard towers are installed, supplied by North Korea by way of an apology for the Peel Lane lights misunderstanding (see February).

SEPTEMBER: Congleton War Memorial Hospital closes, with health chiefs blaming an “unexpected in drop in demand and severe staffing issues”.
AFC Alsainger lose their first match – for every goal their opponents score they give away another free.

OCTOBER: After Cheshire East Council leader Michael Jones appeals to the new UKIP/Labour coalition Government to abolish Cheshire East and West and create one big county council for Cheshire, minister Hazel Blears mistakenly announces plans for one big housing estate in Cheshire. She later fails to apologise, saying: “What did you expect? I buggered it all up last time by killing off Cheshire county council against everyone’s wishes.”

NOVEMBER: Sandbach is announced as the new repository of Britain’s nuclear waste. A Nuclear Decommissioning Authority spokesman said: “After studying sites across the country, we realised that land next to junction 17 is about as likely to be ever dug up as Cheshire East Council is of finishing its local plan. Compared to sites that might be affected by tectonic forces every 10,000 years, it’s less likely to be disturbed than anywhere else in the country.”

DECEMBER: Coun Paul Bates declines to comment on a story, leaving Chronicle reporters struggling to find anyone to speak to. “It was horrendous. I know how Vietnam vets must feel,” said one. Worse affected was Coun Bates’ arch nemesis Graham Goodwin, who had written a six-page letter commenting on the quotes he expected Coun Bates to give. “This has rocked me to the core,” he said.

Council response to lost money is not convincing

Social media, at least as far as politicians go, has this week been all about Cheshire East Council leader Michael Jones and his Twitter account, but a far larger local authority failing has been largely unremarked.

As we have reported — fairly factually up to now —Congleton Town Council has coughed up getting on for £20,000 of public money when it shouldn’t, and has now (apparently) lost it all. The town council paid out the public money for a digital display unit, which is now not going to materialise.

As several letter writers have noted, the council paid out a hefty deposit (most of the purchase price in fact) after, on the face of it, the flimsiest of checks into where the public money was going.

First of all we’d like to stress that no-one appears to have acted dishonestly. The council might have been rash, and more of that below, but the public money was paid out with honest intent and the company that received the money, Wirral-based firm Simnet, did, as far as we can tell, intend the supply the unit — though we suspect it may have been having cashflow problems and does not appear to have contacted the unit’s actual manufacturer.

We think it’s correct to say that Simnet has previously supplied equipment to Congleton and it does seem to have been a legitimate company with products to sell. The fault is not with Simnet but the council.

The net result is that £20,000 of public money has been lost, which, rounding it all off quite broadly, is about a quid a head for every council taxpayer in Congleton town. At some point, no doubt, this money will have to be recouped from you and me.

While no dishonesty was intended, as far as we can tell, the council seems to have acted in a manner that falls short of the standards expected of a body dealing with public money.

The council’s resident thorn in the side Graham Goodwin and other correspondents have pointed out that correct procedure was not followed: there appears to have been some kind of personal contact rather than official tendering, no other quotes were sought; no checks were carried out into Simnet’s trading position and rather a large sum of public money was paid as deposit.

If this was Cheshire East Council, we’d be calling for heads to roll; in the town council’s favour, its councillors are unpaid volunteers, though of course they have paid expert help from staff.

As it is, we’re not very convinced at all by the council’s response — to review its own regulations, the ones it failed to follow in the first place.

As we report this week, various councillors have commented on the loss, saying the council has been “hoodwinked” and accusing Simnet of fraud but the fact remains that none of this would have happened if the council had followed the rules and checked.

It all rather smacks of trying to look busy making changes when the correct response would be a simple mea culpa.

We mention Cheshire East Council and its paid councillors and the Simnet case has similarities to the mess over Congleton’s Park Pavilion tender, which was awarded on the nod, and without the full, and proper, process. In both cases, the required tendering process does not appear to have been carried out correctly.

The public, which pays for all this, deserves a better explanation than a rather opaque shuffling of the council regulations and the creation of more working groups, neither of which would have stopped the money being paid in the first place. It’s no use just scurrying about looking busy and hoping it all blows over.

Elections are coming and Congleton town councillors could do worse than read a letter we carry this week about Alsager; its writer comments: “This is another reason why tax payers should scrutinise expenditure made on their behalf.
“Money is hard to earn and should not be dispensed recklessly or without challenge.”

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